Soup's shitposting rules

[potofsoup]

Okay, I see people here being like "I don't know what a shitpost is, so I'm nervous" and I'm like ... the point of shitposts is to NOT care about what you're writing.

So, here are my shitposting rules:
1) write a line or two, not a paragraph
2) either ZERO caps or ALL caps. play fast and loose with punctuation and shit
3) write the first thing that comes to mind, hit post, and then leave

ALL RIGHT LET'S DO THIS

Comments

[kawherp]

I dislike rules that boil down to "ignore all of the rules." I will capitalize and punctuate as normal. That is all. :-)

[nachodiablo]

This is so on point.

[lou2]

OMG! you're so much better at this than I am. All my shitposts are hella long. And apparently I can't seem to stop bitching in them. *shrugs*

[kriszeth]

why am i bemoaning my lack of valentines? i don't even like chocolate