Everyone knows the classic sight of a leek sticking out of the grocery bag. But what if I told you this gentle aromatic was good for more than just her pleasing silhouette?
made this post before 12 pm which means it was basically written by a different person. reading this with fresh eyes what gets me is the unintentional undercurrent of very specifically dated rocks-glass-clinking male chauvinism. It reads like im condescending to Katharine Hepburn
if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character
someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over
the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don’t want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you’re too stupid to use a window twice
I need you all to know that the birds are spoiled (I know you know but you don’t KNOW). I need you to know that I have little glass “bowl” leftover from some fancy bitch™ pudding I got a few years ago, and every night the birds jump up to their roost for bed, and I fill the bowl with Very cold water, and I hold my phone’s flashlight up to the bowl, and they all clamor to drink from the Super Special Glowing Water Bowl. They HAVE water, they could drink water before going to bed. But they don’t. And I can’t use other bowls, they might or might not drink from them, and it’s usually not. They want their magical little bedtime drinkies from this specific bowl.
Unfortunately this is the best video I could get for you, using a flashlight instead of my phone, but I hope we can bring a little whimsy to your dashboard tonight.
[video description: three peafowl sit on a shelf in the dark, lit from below by a flashlight against a small, clear, glass water dish. They drink eagerly from it together several times. /description]
(Bug and the Larvae would also like to remind you to go get some water and drink it from your most special glass with them, because you deserve fancy little bedtime drinkies, too)
If an incomprehensible being who loved me went out of their way to bring me magical glow water in The Sacred Fancy Bitch™ Pudding Dish every night, you better believe I would drink it
one time back in like 3240 B.C. all the angels were hovering around in God’s throne room waiting for one of the prophets to show up, and the Big Guy leaned over, ever so casually, and just ate a seraphim. right out of the air. everyone was too freaked out to ask any questions about it, and God never addressed it later. but they don’t put shit like that in The Bible
why and how do you know this?
saw it in my orb. also i dated an angel for a while
For the first time, China has announced a detailed target for reducing the greenhouse gas emissions of its immense economy, saying on Wednesday that it would reduce emissions by at least 7 to 10 percent by 2035.
The plan was detailed by President Xi Jinping, speaking by video link at a United Nations climate summit.
It’s the first time China has set such a tangible target for reducing its emissions. Its previous pledge was to stop increasing its emissions by 2030 and to add 1,200 gigawatts of solar and wind power capacity by that time. However, it seems to have achieved all of those goals already, a half-decade early.
China is currently the largest emitter in the world, so making a concrete climate pledge for the first time is a big deal.
Beyond words, China has become a massive clean energy powerhouse with their investments in wind, solar, hydropower, and electric vehicles–not just at home, but also producing these technologies more cheaply for other countries. China adds more solar capacity in a year than most countries have in total.
Studies also show that China’s growing emissions are beginning to plateau. While this needs to happen faster and China’s current commitments are not sufficient, this change of trajectory from the world’s largest emitter and largest coal user is a heartening step in the right direction.